That's right... I'm standing up for all the Hufflepuffs out there! I'm sick and tired of all you self righteous Gryffindor's, stuck up Ravenclaw's, and power hungry Slytherine's ragging on the hard working, loveable Hufflepuff's. Where did they ever get this ill conceived reputation for being the sissiest of the houses? What about our homeboy Cedric Diggory? The REAL champion of Hogwarts! The only reason Harry Potter got into the Tri-Wizard tournament is because Ol' V-mort arranged it, but who did the Goblet of Fire REALLY choose? A Hufflepuff you jerks!
Yes, I took one of those "Which house do you belong in?" quizzes and I'm ashamed to admit that when the sorting hat shouted "HUFFLEPUFF!" I was a slightly dismayed, but then I realized something... Hufflepuff has got it goin' on baby! Hard working, loyal, fair, loving. I love the color yellow, and have you ever tried to kill a badger?! They will mess you UP! Just like Johnny will mess you up if you have a problem with Hufflepuff, the sexual dynamos of the Wizarding World.
Just don't go the way of Cedric and let Ol' V-mort give ya the heave-ho. We'd miss you.
ReplyDeleteHufflepuff: fading into obscurity.
ReplyDeleteand plus, they are the sexual dynamos of the wizarding world, they've got to have it goin' on!
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